This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
A Little Story.
While Gaga was walking around an airport she suddenly stopped and saw this little chinese girl. She knew something about this little girl was special the minute she saw her! Gaga took a look at her hand and smiled. She then got closer to the little girl and whispered in her ear “One day, you’ll be giving me manicures!” Then Gaga walked away, very pleased with her decision. The End.
When people actually go out and have social lives.
mangotoucher: notsuki: WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THOUGHT OF US TOO. “I love you but you’re real.” /cries
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest” and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms i just did it to like 4 people omg
lannisterk: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend ran a blog like me
h0odrich: if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i
intro-ducing: I hope you mistake cat piss for apple juice whore