Hello, Gorgeous: Archive

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When you're in an awkward situation →

but then your bestfriend arrives you’re like:

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Don't have kids? Awesome!

1. Clearly make sure you absolutely do NOT have any kids 2. Hire a babysitter anyways 3. Tell the babysitter that the child is sleeping upstairs and should not be woken 4. Come home later, panic and ask where your child is =]

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Prank

I really really really really want to pull a prank on Dupey. Like sreiously, I really want to! Dx I have this fake, plastic cockroach I can put under the screen remote in his desk…or something. I bet he’ll scream like a little girl, grab the Lysol, and spray like hell. xD Or we could do something else? As a class? I don’t know :P I don’t even think the people in my...

Mar 29th

Can't sleep e.e

I think I have insomnia but then again There’s my laptop :| Might pull an all nighter but I have tutoring, gah -.- and by the way, getting tutoring isn’t a “nice job” it means im failing! means I suck at it! but thx for making me feel better xD I have a 68, reason im in tutoring … 1 more point o.e

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This is scary perfect o.e

me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen* dad: hey she came out of her hole dad: it’s like you live in a cave dad: we haven’t seen you in a while dad: it’s like you’re a gnome or troll or something dad: you only leave to stock up on food dad: oh and there she goes dad: walking right past me with her food dad: see you in a few days

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